It's about minus sixteen around here right now. We've got snow. We've got freezing rain. We've got something called an arctic outflow. God knows what that is. And this isn't even the worse part of Canada; In Calgary, it dropped down to minus fifty-seven with the wind chill. That's right. Minus fifty-seven. Your skin would freeze off your face in less than fifteen seconds.
Screw being anti-stereotypical. Canada is goddamn cold.
It's the land of wine, theme parks, and the most outrageous gay bars (Thank you, San Francisco). What's not to like?
The Worse Thing About California
Traffic. More specifically, Carpocalypse.
Why Should I Visit?
Why Should I Not Visit?
Knots Berry Farm. Screw you, Snoopy.
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